November 8, 2007
On Tuesday I went to my very first yoga class…..
Now all the background info i had on yoga was that it is supposed to be relaxing and will allow for some serious flexibility…..i had even gone as far as to order a dvd online, but always seemed to find one reason or another why i had no time to do it…….Anyway the rains have been pelting JA, which has virtually stopped my exercise program as i walk/ run in the great outdoors…..so last Sunday after feeling really guilty about not working out (or maybe it was the extra pounds that has been creeping on) i popped the dvd in and decided to start my yoga’ing…….now it was hard because the moves are a bit technical and trying to do it while following the tape was a challenge…but it revived my interest in actually trying it in the proper environment…so come Monday morning…as i reached the office…I called the gym……which i have been passing every morning on the way to work….to find out about their yoga program and off i went the next day (with a friend of mine from the office as company) to my very first class……..
Now the instructor, a young male (with a tramp stamp - a word i learned from SE) , mmmmhhhmmmmm…i will say no more on that….seems like a very cool guy and def he knew his stuff, his body contorts in such a way that made me wonder with much interest, what his sex life must be like………but if i can get my body to be limber like that !!!!!! WOW!!!!!! Anyway he has been doing yoga only for 4 years now so i guess there is hope for me reaching that level of flexibilty…….
It was one of the most therapeutic things i have done…there was one pose (he calls it the cure all pose, of ocurse i dont remember all the yoga names yet) that i seriously felt like drifting off to sleep…….I stretched and pulled and twist and turn like i have never done before ( and it was an introductory session because everyone was basically new to yoga)….the next day i realised that i had some muscles that i never knew existed…..
Anyway I had only paid for that one session at the time…. today i will go back and pay for the month!!!! we will see what happens after that!!!!!
NAMASTE ( this means the spirit in you, honors the spirit in me….or something like that…i will listen more keenly next time…this is said at the end of every class) I think i will end my posts with this word from now on!!!!!
PS….During the session, the friend who had come with me almost passed out!!!!!! She blamed it on not eating much that day, i blame it on the yoga!!!!!!
November 8, 2007 at 12:34 pm
yoga seems very feminine add to that a tramp stamp and we can safely say he is happy.
were there any other guys in the class?
November 8, 2007 at 12:57 pm
@ adrian: uhm…no, no men, it was only women in the class, but there was one man who said he was gonna join todays class…..I saw pictures of lots of men in yoga poses…..I forgot to mention in the post…that they claim some of the poses can REVERSE? SLOW DOWN the again process!!!!! but again, i guess that is another attraction for ladies huh…..
November 8, 2007 at 1:01 pm
oooo u have to tell me where! i wanna go…
November 8, 2007 at 1:01 pm
You notice that after you start working out, you feel guilty when you miss out a day or two! It is so addictive!
Man with tramp stamp, that just wrong star!
I have never tried yoga, maybe i should to aid in relieving the stress of work and life. I love Namaste Yoga…well not really, i just like seeing the women in all kinds of position o the programme than comes on FitTV!
November 8, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Yoga is not feminine. Adrian, go try it and see! Nuff man ah foreign do it. The instructor is probably gay, but so what? Can he teach the yoga, that is the question?
November 8, 2007 at 4:27 pm
@ID, if you serious email me and i will tell you where
@stunner …indeed it has become addictive because even though weight loss was my initial incentive it has gone way beyond that for me…and yes, the position are unbelievable!!!
@MB..He was great! but then again…i have nothing to compare him with….guys who are really homophobic may not like a gay instructor (and i am not saying that my instructor is gay) because they do have to hold you quite a bit to get you into the correct pose…i think the instructor today is going to be a woman….
November 9, 2007 at 12:30 am
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November 9, 2007 at 8:00 am
@ Mar “…they do have to hold you quite a bit to get into the right pos…” LOL LOL no man with tramp stamp won’t be getting me in no right position … no way .. I would do Yoga but there has to be a no “tramp stamp” clause for the instructors
November 9, 2007 at 8:32 am
bobby not secure
November 9, 2007 at 8:37 am
i went to email you, but i dont have ur email
November 9, 2007 at 9:06 am
@ID marangand@yahoo.com and you are right Bobby is sooooooooooooooo homophobic….
Well Bobby, yesterdays class was a woman…and she also had a few tattoos herself!!! actually i think i was the only one in the class without a tattoo……She was good too, but the guy was better…..She is in training to become a teacher…so the guy actually teaches her too….but the experience was just as good….
Funny when i finish i don’t feel to eat!!!!
November 9, 2007 at 9:16 am
Hey mar…. the i not homophobic got nothing against the ladies
I am GAYPHOBIC!!!! me and the man thing just don’t work, you gay …don’t touch. I don’t want no man, taking no secret feel off me …eeeewwwww a don’t trust them
November 9, 2007 at 9:18 am
@Mar : by the way you’ll be hearing from my lawyer …
November 10, 2007 at 9:10 am
I am with Bobby, and I am not homophobic at all. I just don’t want any gay men touching me. I don’t much like straight men touching me either. I don’t thinnk men should touch unless they are shaking hands or fighting or gay, and since I not gay, dem must not touch! More fiyah pon man “putting man into position!”. We haffi burn dat and burn it continuously!
November 10, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Thank you MB i have been vindicated
November 11, 2007 at 7:10 pm
So basically it is ok for the women to be together but not the men??? what a double standard….
November 12, 2007 at 9:50 am
Hey girl, stick with it, and kudos to you for starting. It’s something that has always interested me. Looking forward to follow your progress.
May 4, 2008 at 7:02 pm
As people begin to age the gods employ corrupting tactics. They ultimately begin to look down on the children and the wisdom they recently understood:::
They voluntarily turn their back on their opportunity to ascend and instead embrace evil.
It’s not old people who go to heaven. Old people must come back because of the mistakes they’ve made throughout their lives. Children are the ones who have the opportunity to ascend.
Children are discounted by adults in society. The gods corrupt people as they age, use trust-building tactics and soon adults view the children as ignorant, yet to understand the god’s system, and subsequently look down on the children. This is one of the most bitter, painful ironies the gods employ, for people consciously turn their back on and lose their opportunity to ascend::::
Religions teach that old people to go to heaven when they die. They don’t. Old people are reincarnated. It’s the children who go to heaven, those who have a chance at immortality.
The wisdom the gods impart to children, either through their innocence/purity or religious-based educational pursuits are the gods sharing the truth with their most favored people::::It’s the children whom the gods teach the right way for it is the children who have a chance. For example, they teach children to have faith, for understanding the god’s geographical clues hurts people by illustrating negative things, opening the door for the god’s to employ deceptive tactics.
Old people don’t go to heaven. Old people must come back because of the mistakes they’ve made throughout their lives. It’s the children who have the opportunity to go to “heaven”. They must behave apprioriately, think correctly and be genuinely god-fearing. Their innocence and lack of desensitization ensures they have a real opportunity to achieve this goal.
This is charecteristic of the gods methodology::::The big prize gone early, deception compels people to chase something that has already been decided. They sent this clue with boss as well. It is also a clue supporting my claim RW&B’s german is in fact Christianity’s Anti-Christ. Logic also dictates, considering the definition.
The confusion over this multi-dimentional positioning will serve as an effective tactic, eliminating many additional disfavored in the process, for positioning states the Apocalypse to be a continuation of WorldWarII’s Aryan superrace ideals, positioned as punishment for the 5th century invastion of the Roman Empire:::John’s Fourth Reich.
This amounts only to “nested theater”:::::Levels of positioning enables the gods to scapegoat:::::RW&B merely is the tool the gods chose to execute the final scene of their scripted theater that is human history.
Just as they would have had me chase boss so would they have wanted me to sign on to this theater, evil by definition, and chase this role of Anti-Christ. By doing so I would have incurred evil and would have been punished, painfully “losing” Anti-Christ in the process.
Does that mean RW&B is not the Anti-Christ?? I suspect as they would have “offered” it to me so will there be a fake Anti-Christ for those in these generations to accept as well. But it is a clone host. This is ALL clone host theater, created not as a clue to me but instead designed to be preditory on the disfavored, designed to increase indecency and further the god’s goal of justification towards The End.
We were all merely peasants centuries ago, struggling with our disfavor, but without the enormity of temptations, real and telepathic, which exist today.
They have shared I was positioned to some disfavored as the Second Coming of Christ, explaining all the evil surrounding me and RW&B’s placement in the “eye of The Beast” was to positon the sabotage of my candidacy (Damien Omen, Big Army Men, etc).
The Big Lie of course is that Christianity is evil. The reverse positioning nature of Planet Earth dictates that good is demonized, as we wintessed in World War II, while evil is put on a pedistal, as we see with the Italians.
The truth? The gods used their tools to create this and the rest of the incidents surrounding this Situation to distract the people from my message, for I speak the truth:::Only you can save you. You have to be responsible for your own relationship with the gods.
The gods are asexual. They have no sex organs nor rectums.
When the gods take children these individuals have the opportunity to become “god-like”. Temptations are employed and, if sucessful, these are the individuals who make up the human race’s immortals.
I believe there are opportunities that exist for females that do no exist for males. I don’t mean to paint with a broad brush but women’s “sexual peak” may represent the transistion to “sociological males” and their “fall from grace”. Considering today’s promiscuity I question whether this is currently applicable, and is yet anther 20th century-earlier phenominah.
I believe Purgatory is real. I think it is a temporary destination, perhaps sparsely utilized until the Apocalypse, but this will be the destination for those who “ascend” during the event. As they’ve said this planet will too be disposed of one day and it is imperative people try to avoid that destination, for there may be no escaping its fate.